That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off...
I feel like I annoy everyone I talk to.
When you're seriously trying to watch something... →
mom: sweetie could you please take out the trash if you get a chance
kid posts on tumblr: my mom is such a fucking bitch she makes me do everything holy fuck i can't wait to get the fuck out of here the day i turn 18.
When you find things you wrote years ago.
Parents: Okay we're leaving. We'll be back tomorrow.
Me: Okay and I'll have a wild party.
Parents: That's not funny we all know you don't have any friends.
Me: I know.